A Song for Trump

This is not a political blog and I respect friends on both sides of the aisle. However I think there is an obvious parody and I am surprised I haven’t seen anyone make it. So to the tune of “Lump” with apologies to the Presidents of the United States of America (all of them):

Trump

Trump said some words, they sounded harsh,

Schlonging Jeb, straight from the start

Slamming candidates like Carson and Fiorina

Feeding the PC/Gluten-Free crowd, semolina

 

He’s Trump, He’s Trump

He’s out ahead

He’s Trump, He’s Trump, He’s Trump

He’s beaten Jeb.

 

They said that Trumps, was just a passing fad

By the end of summer, we’d all know that he was mad

But Trump’s still here,  cause he takes a stand

Wants to build a wall,  have all the Muslims banned.

 

He’s Trump, He’s Trump

He’s still ahead

He’s Trump, He’s Trump, He’s Trump

No matter what he says

 

Trump struck a nerve, so he’s leading in the polls,

Makes the GOP want some Cruz-control

Trump wants to make America great agin

He’s number one, with everyone named Putin

 

He’s Trump, He’s Trump, He’s Trump

He’s still ahead

He’s Trump, he’s Trump, he’s trump

Choose someone else instead

 

Is this Trump outta my head?

I hope so

Is this Trump going to lose to Ted?

I hope so

Will Rubio surge and beat the spread?

I hope so

Is this Trump outta my head?

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