This is not a political blog and I respect friends on both sides of the aisle. However I think there is an obvious parody and I am surprised I haven’t seen anyone make it. So to the tune of “Lump” with apologies to the Presidents of the United States of America (all of them):
Trump
Trump said some words, they sounded harsh,
Schlonging Jeb, straight from the start
Slamming candidates like Carson and Fiorina
Feeding the PC/Gluten-Free crowd, semolina
He’s Trump, He’s Trump
He’s out ahead
He’s Trump, He’s Trump, He’s Trump
He’s beaten Jeb.
They said that Trumps, was just a passing fad
By the end of summer, we’d all know that he was mad
But Trump’s still here, cause he takes a stand
Wants to build a wall, have all the Muslims banned.
He’s Trump, He’s Trump
He’s still ahead
He’s Trump, He’s Trump, He’s Trump
No matter what he says
Trump struck a nerve, so he’s leading in the polls,
Makes the GOP want some Cruz-control
Trump wants to make America great agin
He’s number one, with everyone named Putin
He’s Trump, He’s Trump, He’s Trump
He’s still ahead
He’s Trump, he’s Trump, he’s trump
Choose someone else instead
Is this Trump outta my head?
I hope so
Is this Trump going to lose to Ted?
I hope so
Will Rubio surge and beat the spread?
I hope so
Is this Trump outta my head?
thoughts, prayers & songs: 